*explaining kitchen appliances to my pet medieval knights* The microwave, or Micheal the Wavious, and metal fork, or Sir Silver Prong, are sworn enemies and can never cross paths lest their meeting spell destruction for all.
This is actually a really good example of why internet of things is a security risk. The hackers couldn’t have exploited the thermometer as an entry point if it didnt connect to the fucking internet to start with
Between Ryan Gosling Ken and Benoit Blanc I’m starting to think that it’s some sort of animal abuse to keep casting big name actors in stoic macho manly man rolls instead of giving them goofy little guys to play. Like look at them their coats are shiny, they seem so much more lively and energetic. We need to make sure all actors have enough goofy little guys to play before peta gets involved.
Corn dogs are named for their traditional meat, the unicorn. As unicorns are now extinct, they can only be referred to properly as ‘Corn Dogs and not “Unicorn Dogs” as they were prior to 2009.
This is actually a common misconception! While the Unicorn Dog did exist and was discontinued following the extinction of unicorns in 2009, the Corn Dog is not a rebranding of the Unicorn Dog! The Corn Dog was created in 2003 by James H. Corn, though it remained a relatively unpopular Ohio treat until 2010 when Mr. Corn took the opportunity left by the Unicorn Dog’s exit from the market to take over the niche.
Ppl who are mean to Merrill get assigned to gay baby jail Bone Pit duty, simple as that.
[ID: two greyscale drawings of Dragon Age 2 characters.
In the first, Anders and Fenris stand on either side of Merrill, criticizing her. The word cloud above them includes: stupid, dangerous, demons, bad, weak, naive.
In the second, a male Hawke with spiky hair and a beard has his arms around both men, pulling them close with a serious expression and saying “ISTG if you two don’t stop I will take you both to the Bone Pit.” Fenris and Anders both look unhappy with this. End ID.]
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